I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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