Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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