ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
