Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Randomize
