Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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