I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
you never un-have a 4some
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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