FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Randomize
