I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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