Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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