its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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