no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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