so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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