so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Houston, we have a squirter
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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