He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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