That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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