youre lurking in front of me
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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