party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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