i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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