But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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