Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
even my farts smell like vagina
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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