what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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