I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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