I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So many bounce houses so little time
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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