ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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