do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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