How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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