It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
