stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It's rum buckets o'clock
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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