Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
