Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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