But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Semen is not good for contacts.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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