her vagine was all disorganized.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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