If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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