Have you finally orgasmed yet?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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