Me. At least after what I've been through.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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