My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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