She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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