we have pet lesbian snakes
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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