Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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