new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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