after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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