He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
i out mim tonsoeep
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