Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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