WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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