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I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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