I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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