My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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