i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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