KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
3pm strippers are depressing
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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