Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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