Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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